cockabeetle:

Commission Me

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i've got a paypal, and i’m happy to draw any characters, and while backgrounds aren’t my strong suit, I’ve been working on them and am happy to keep trying!

Examples of backgrounds I’ve done

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Prices Shown in Picture

Lines only: Bust $2, Halfbody $3, Fullbody $4, +$3 per additional character

Colored Lined Flats: Bust $4, Halfbody $4, Fullbody $5, +$4 per additional character

Lineless Flats: Bust $4, Halfbody $5, Fullbody $6, +$4 per additional character

Lined Monochrome/Symbolic Pallet: Bust $3, Halfbody $4, Fullbody $6, +$3 per additional character

Lined Flats: Bust $3, Halfbody $4, Fullbody $5, +$4 per additional character

Stained Glass Mural: $5 or $6 depending on complexity, +$2 per additional character

Additional Stained Glass Mural examples

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Additional Buying options not shown in picture

Icons, Lined or Lineless: Bust $2, Halfbody $3, Pride flag background +$1 Simple Animation +$5, +$2 for second character Lineart Only: ½ price

Simple Animation: $4 to $6, depending on complexity, +$6 per additional character

cheekedupwhiteboy:

cheekedupwhiteboy:

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thinking about her

every time this post gets notes i am reminded of her

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wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

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birbologist:

birbologist:

people who call manual labor boring CLEARLY havent considered the advantages of mindlessly operating a vibrating machine for hours every day

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JESUS FUCKING CRHIST I FORGOT MY PPE

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(via subjuggulation)

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

i love that motorcycles exist. like i’m genuinely so glad that someone was like “what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole”

what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it

A photo of a person all in black leather gear and helmet, riding a black motorcycle with a white circular front headlamp. An arrow has been drawn pointing to them, captioned "modern day knight tbh".ALT

(via subjuggulation)

healrosie:

posthumanwanderings:

MØUSE マウス (2003)

what a wonderful young lady, i sure hope her breasts don’t swap positions with each other or something

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phantomrose96:

necronatural:

phantomrose96:

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

#delighted by tumblr’s model for how not to fail#simply maintain course and wait for the rest of the internet to burn down around it#the venture capitalists can’t see us if we don’t move (x)

elodieunderglass:

bubobubosibericus:

thatdogmagic:

gabrielandworms:

Oh, so twitter is DEAD dead

By intention, no less.

per the Emerald Boyking (whose picture I have thoughtfully cut in half, you are welcome)

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I don’t LIKE this happening but it is amazing HOW it is

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Q

Anonymous asked:

Hey, I found a beanie boo that I liked the design of but I can't stand those giant uguu eyes. Do you think it would be possible to replace them with smaller safety eyes akin to the old beanie babies? If yes, do you have any advice?

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thylacines-toybox:

I was gonna answer this in a normal way, but then I got curious about trying it for myself and thought I might as well demonstrate!

So, I went and picked up a guy from the supermarket. The selection there was pretty barren today but I found a decent test subject:

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Eye replacement procedure below!

Keep reading

katabay:

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wish you were here!

if I think too much about the modern day sequences of ac3, I get. emotional. wondering what we could’ve had in later ac games if certain Events and Decisions regarding the narrative were not made.

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