Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
how to cosplay
- spend obscene amounts of money at the craft store
- pray to the cosplay goddess for redemption
- bleed on costume
- cry some more
- HOT GLUE
- woolah you are now a cosplayer
Secret trick from a quilter: Spit takes out blood. Something to do with enzymes. So if you bleed on your costume - suck on it.
hell yeah, gonna check this out
boost for swim skirts