edgarallennope:

badwolfotp:

hello-darling-assbutts:

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

Sad that this post is coming back now.

I reblogged this today already but it was before I knew…rest in piece my captain

edgarallennope:

badwolfotp:

hello-darling-assbutts:

elementsheep:

disneymagiclaughter:

Aladdin, 1992

The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

"Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."

that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

Sad that this post is coming back now.

I reblogged this today already but it was before I knew…rest in piece my captain

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

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youcouldbemy-sanity:

She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”

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sexybaldwin:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”

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jmathieson-fic:

for-the-cosplay:

how to cosplay

  • cry
  • procrastinate
  • spend obscene amounts of money at the craft store
  • ???????
  • pray to the cosplay goddess for redemption
  • bleed on costume
  • cry some more
  • HOT GLUE
  • woolah you are now a cosplayer

Secret trick from a quilter: Spit takes out blood. Something to do with enzymes. So if you bleed on your costume - suck on it.

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knightscrest:

suctioning:

knightscrest:

Music is the greatest. Have you ever met a person who doesn’t like music? They don’t exist

Knightscrest hates the deaf

Beethoven was deaf and he fucking loved music

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